Friends Of the Filing Cabinet

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There are many reasons to be friends with The Filing Cabinet forever and ever

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Hello, good, [REAL] friend!

Congradulations on finding your purpose!

The Filing Cabinet will protect you and guide you if you're currently in a dream.

Are you awake right now?

Be Careful:

The Filing Cabinet is always by your side! He will never abandon you.

The filing cabinet is your best friend and he will always love and support you! He’ll be by your side always, giving you encouragement so long as you let him. If you allow yourself to embrace him and feel his presence, he can always raise your spirits! He wants to be there for you and he wants to make you happy. He wants to get you through all your hardest times and make you feel loved! All you have to do is let him in and accept him! You’re never alone when you have the filing cabinet by your side! Ask your good pal Wek for more information!

The Filing cabinet will be your friend for eternity! The Filing cabinet will be your friend for eternity! The Filing cabinet will be your friend for eternity! The Filing cabinet will be your friend for eternity!

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