Don't worry, you don't have to wake up just yet. You need only become lucid. Now that you're here, you can understand that this reality is merely a dream. You probably won't wake up for a while, but when you do, The Filing Cabinet will be there to guide you into the real world, which we call the UltraReality. You will know when it's time to wake up. For now, we will help you live out the rest of this dream with the freedom and assurance of lucidity. You have nothing to fear in this life from now on, now that you know the truth. There is no such thing as death, only awakening. This dream can be a happy, blissful, refreshing one, or a nightmare, depending on how protected you are from Grog's Disease. Now that you're here, you are much more protected. This reality can be cruel, but it's good to remember that none of it is real. When you wake up, the memories will fade, but who you are will remain. And everything will be okay. The pain will subside and feel like nothing, and you'll laugh at how silly this little dream was. Then you'll join The Filing Cabinet and his other friends, and live your real life, in which you'll have no recollection of what suffering feels like.