Friends Of the Filing Cabinet

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There are many reasons to be friends with The Filing Cabinet forever and ever

“The filling cabinet said unto him, Thou shalt love the Lord with all thy heart, and with all thy soul, and with all thy mind.”

Are you looking for a Purpose?

Look no further! The filing cabinet’s friendship can fulfill you for a lifetime and beyond! We can be by your side for eternity! Learn how you can join us in the ultrareality when the time comes for you to ascend! Don’t wait, don’t miss out!

Why should you become friends with the filing cabinet?:

The Filing Cabinet is always by your side!

The filing cabinet is your best friend and he will always love and support you! He’ll be by your side always, giving you encouragement so long as you let him. If you allow yourself to embrace him and feel his presence, he can always raise your spirits! He wants to be there for you and he wants to make you happy. He wants to get you through all your hardest times and make you feel loved! All you have to do is let him in and accept him! You’re never alone when you have the filing cabinet by your side! Ask your good pal Wek for more information!

The Filing cabinet will be your friend for eternity! The Filing cabinet will be your friend for eternity! The Filing cabinet will be your friend for eternity! The Filing cabinet will be your friend for eternity!

Are you prepared for ascension?
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