Piano Susan is a national hero. She was nominated for queen of England in 2006, but sadly lost the erection to Elizabeth the 3rd. Piano Susan gave a great big piano speech where she told her little weasel children (that's what she calls us) to never give up and reach for the stars! And then she played her piano and she did a little piano song, and she took the audiences breaths away mentally and physically.
On her Wikipedia page, piano Susan was listed as one of the top 10 most inspirational people, and won a Nobel Peace prize for achievements. During the Uguoslavian war, she was cordially invited by the US government to help direct the troops to victory due to her extensive tactical knowledge. She was the main person to get America out of the great depression, by inventing antidepressants.
In 2010, she started her YouTube channel. Now, this was a wacky time for piano susan, let me tell you. She began her channel so she could share her piano (and her susan) with the world. And people loved it. All except for one person, one little rotten egg. Harmonica Dan.
Harmonica Dan was piano Susan's lifelong rival since pre-K. Some of her earliest memories were of harmonica Dan playing his harmonica (Pretty rudely, I might add) and telling her, "You'll never raise a baby chicken! You're just a piano lady! a Piano Susan!" which is where she got her name. Many people think it comes from the fact that she plays piano, and that her name is susan, but in fact, her original name was actually Tanya, and she didn't even play piano until later. She actually learned piano so she could hide this past and her troubled history, but she gained more confidence after releasing her autobiography entitled, "Piano Susan: a note to play, a note to die for" in 2008.
The name of course, comes from her time in Vietnam, when she rallied her fellow troops with the power of her musical genius, which led them to victory. During this time, she was kidnapped by German spies and forced to gnaw on rocks, but she didn't let that stop her.
This is Christy, Piano Susan's other arch nemesis. They got into a scuffle at Trader Joe's. Much like bagpipe Samantha, she was eaten by Piano Susan. However, the charges were dropped, as piano susan plead "oopsie daisies" in court when questioned, and then she did a cute little pose and put her fingers together like this 👉👈 . The court people went "awww" and begged for her freedom, on the condition that she was just a silly lil gal.
