Grogs disease is a growing problem among filing friends, learn how you can identify Grogs disease and protect yourself!
Generalized Grogs Disease (GGD)
The most common form of Grog's disease, a disease caused by turning away from the filing cabinet.
Grogs disease is contagious and can be spread silently, some may not even know they have it until it's too late. We will soon go over how to prevent Grog's disease and identify lingering symptoms as to fight it off early on. Grog's disease can take many forms as far as symptoms, but can be generalized into three main forms, Generalized Grogs disease (GGD), Amplified Grogs Disease (AGD), and Subtle Lingering Grogs disease (SLGD)
Amplified Grogs disease (AGD)
A more extreme form of Grog's disease, following the same pattern of symptoms as GGD but with some symptoms being far more intense. Resentment towards the filing cabinet and his friends shows up more prevalently is this form of Grog's disease and is typically more extreme. This will often be the most outspoken symptom, and can be identified through actions such as speaking ill of The Filing Cabinet or his friends and spreading lies about The Filing Cabinet's friend group. More Amplified symptoms include feeling spiritually empty or drained, extreme sadness, strong feelings of loneliness and unfulfillment, lack of concern for spiritual wellbeing, denying or doubting the filing cabinet's love, and lack of spiritual intelligence. People with AGD will feel no love or connection to the filing cabinet. AGD often starts out as GGD and grows over time, and it's in the sufferer's best interest to recognize it head on. Some can be cured of AGD, but it is too late for others.
Subtle lingering Grogs Disease (SLGD)
A form of Grogs disease that manifests more subtlety and is present in people who are uneducated about The Filing Cabinet or know The Filing Cabinet, but start losing touch and being led away from his grace, typically by another sufferer of Grog's disease. SLGD can sometimes be the hardest strand to recognize, but fortunately, the easiest to contain and cure in the patient. If an individual is strucken with Grogs disease, it is ideally to be recognized at this stage. It is highly advised by our team of medical professionals that you try to routinely check your friends, relatives, and especially Children for early signs of Grogs disease.
Cures, Treatment, and Prevention
It is easier to defeat Grogs disease in it's early stages, but it's still worth it to try during later stages. The best way to fight off Grogs disease is by growing and strengthening your relationship with The Filing Cabinet. Talking to the filing cabinet and reading the files daily is the best way to fend off the worst symptoms. Spend time with other filing friends to avoid losing your way and going down the wrong path. Talk to educators in your filing friend's space and ask them for advice and help with being closer to the filing cabinet. Repentance for allowing the symptoms to linger is a great start. Educate the people around you on the gospel as much as possible to help them avoid Grogs disease as well. Together we are united, and as one we can defeat Grogs disease. If someone near you has AGD, it is advised that you avoid them as much as possible to avoid catching Grogs disease yourself, or having your symptoms worsen if you're already infected, as AGD sufferers are the highest spreaders. Association with AGD sufferers is a leading cause of Grogs disease.
The Effects of Grogs Disease
Grogs disease has been known to destroy families and relationships, and ruin lives among many filing friends. The latest stages of AGD can turn a former friend into a traitor of The Filing Cabinet and all of his friends. It takes your belief and then your heart and soul, Grogs disease can turn lovely people into monsters. In early 2009, a late sufferer of AGD by the name of Clarence Devore was reported to have developed a strong hatred of The Filing Cabinet and his friends, and after months of depression and spiritual drainage, was found guilty of the murder of his wife, Tanya and his two young daughters after turning his back on The Filing Cabinet. In late 2013, an interview with GGD sufferer, Christy Antoine revealed that ever since she had contracted Grogs disease from a nonbeliever at her workplace, her life had begun to go downhill, and the world no longer made sense to her, and felt more dangerous every day, with her unwillingness to accept The Filing Cabinet's love due to her illness. "It was like I was spiraling, I knew I wouldn't be able to ascend, and following the exponential dread, was the loneliness. I knew I'd never be able to form true connections again without The Filing Cabinet's guidance. The world felt big and scary, like I was just a child again in a world I didn't understand because The Filing Cabinet was no longer there to protect me, the disease prevented me from letting him be there, even though I knew he was more than willing to comfort me. Then came the guild of letting down my dear friend, I had failed The Filing Cabinet. I felt like such a horrible friend. Who would want to be my friend now?" Said Christy in an interview with her doctor. This quote from Christy's interview reveals her hopelessness due to her evergrowing case of Grogs disease. It was also reported that she would often present her departure from The Filing Cabinet's friend group as a positive thing, due to the disease not letting her express her true feelings. This makes it harder to spot sufferers.
If we all understand that The Filing Cabinet loves us, he will bring us out of the dark and bring us happiness.